Life Changing Thought of the Day

i was doing my business the other night in the on the toilet when the most eye opening thought struck my very FAST mind about toilets. ya i know its super disgusting and yes wtf mish etc etc BUT SERIOUSLY, think about it. How many people have come before you and performed the three R's of toilet procedure on the very same toilet? (Remove, Release, Relief) How many bare asses have placed themselves over the same toilet seat yours is sitting on at that moment? How many of those asses have had a fungus or some other vile skin infection ? HMM?
How much bacteria exactly are you allowing your ass to come into contact with?

By this time my mind was a whirl and my mouth was agape in horror. HOW HAD I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE?
For all i knew my butt could be sitting on crystals left behind when urine that had splashed onto the toilet seat had evaporated away.

So i think there should be disposable toilet seats. After every use the toilet seat will be sucked into the toilet and incenerated or shredded or some other sort of destroying method. i would also finish the post by researching japanese toilets cause they seem to be at the top of toilet technology but im just too lazy and it might be a bit too weird.