Malaysia Boleh

This is taken from an article about n Malaysia on uncyclopedia . Me and Kim (Deliciously Tacky) found it goddamn hilarious. For those who don't know, Uncyclopedia is like Wikipedia only its total bullshit. ANYWAY HEre are parts i found extremely entertaining.

Language : Rojak

Malaysians uses Rojak(Mix) Language. Rojak language is an integrated language where everyone can speak or also regard as the World's International Language. It consists languages of Malay,Chinese, Tamil, English, Japanese, Spanish, French, Hokkien, Siam, Elven, Orc, Pokemon, Digimon, and many more. With that, anyone can communicate with anyone at all without needing to know more than 1 language. This also comes in handy when traveling, you don't need to know their language, use Rojak Language and messages can be conveyed effectively.
The best thing about Rojak Language is that, it is so simple. The grammar law is easy to follow.
Law:
-Add "Lah" in the end of every sentence. Bob your head when doing that.
-Use "maybe", "can", "dunno" extensively.
-Each sentence must consist of more than 3 dialects/languages.
-If you dont know what to do next just say "OK" and nod your head.
-I am too lazy to add.
Sentence Examples:
-"I wan to eat coke."
-"All your base are belong to us lah brader"
-"Orang tu kawaii lai de"
-White person:"What is your soup of the day?"Malaysian:OK.
Useful and Common Phrases
-Hello/Hi - WASSUP BRUDDER LONG TIEM NU SEE
-GoodBye - Aiyah no time talk liao baibai
-Where's the toilet? - Oi kawan, where jamban?
-Let's have sex - I wan rape you can ah?
-Are you a hooker? - Satu malam berapa?
-Why did you kill my cow? - BODOH! Ay Fookin ke you Lemak!
-I will have your daughter's hand in marriage. - Tandas! Tandas! Tandas!
-One Cheeseburger and a large coke - Oi TAUKEH, buger and cola kasi satu!
-Istilah dunia baru ketum - nama saintifik ketumkethamin!

Ethnic composition
Population structure of Malaysia in 2006 as follows: Malay (60%), Chinese (23%), Indians (10%), Orang Asli (5%....go figure why), Caucasians (1%). The rest are Pakistanis, Burmese,Hobbits,and some Aliens and rapists. Black people are not welcome. Being black in Malaysia carries a mandatory death penalty and every black entering the country will get arrested and hanged within 3 hours.
Iban are so technologically advanced race that they stay deep inside the jungle.

Malaysia's Economy
Malaysia exports a lot of rubber to countries around the world. All thanks to the hard work of the heroic rubber tappers summoning up courage to face the occasional 'pontianak' or 'momok' frights as well as countless attacks from cobras, Polar Bears and Hamsters.
Main Malaysian import is China-made porn, which is strangely consumed by Malaysian buyers in pasar malams.

Accidents
If you happen to see a car hit a motorcycle, quickly stop your car and stand there to watch to see whether the biker died or still alive. Make sure you join the crowd, watch and talk nonesense as if you care and willing to help. Don't call an ambulance - they won't arrive in time and besides it's not that you really care.
Those who won't stop their cars can always slow down and irritate the rest of the drivers behind you. You may stare at the dying victims and say "Waaa nowadays very dangerous, drivers are so careless..." and then drive away with no sense of sympathy whatsoever. You MUST do this, otherwise you are not Malaysian.
Last but not least make sure you copy down the number plates for 4D - the more serious the accident the better. The best number is from a car who hit a pig and crashed into a muddy hole filled with angry crocodiles and exploded killing a masjid imam nearby. This ensures 100% win in a lottery.

Sports and Games played in Malaysia

1. Badminton
2. Soccer
3. Squash
4. Suntik-go-Round
5. DotA
6. Counterstrike
7. RO
8. Maple Story